I’m so sorry about this but SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN, and when it does, you might take the scissors you keep in the car to cut the tags off when you go shopping in case you want to try things on as you’re driving home, and look at yourself in the rear-view mirror, while you’re driving, and cut your bangs.
The Tower in traditional Tarot is about devastation, a leveling, an unexpected knocking-down of the world as you know it. The Tower in Fashion Tarot means the same thing plus you’re in danger of freaking out in a way that will take a year to grow back, or a very expensive salon visit to strip out.
But it’s going to be ok.
But wow, right now, you’re kind of in for it.
The Tower is sponsored by INdiGo Organic stylist Tim Schmidt, who is not afraid of your disaster. Not at all.
Mention Ann’s Fashion Tarot when you call today to book with Tim, like right now, and he’ll give you give you all the regular love plus a little bit more.
Tomorrow: The Star.
And I thought I was the only one who did that kind of thing to my bangs.
Which is why I don’t have bangs anymore.
See? You’re right about so many things.