So my friend Laurie’s like, yeah, I want a reading but I don’t think I want to know the future.
I’m like, Laurie, they don’t do that. They can’t show you the future.
They can only hug your finger and force you to stare at what’s right in front of you.
Which, if you’re doing this right, is a puppet. A puppet version of the Major Arcana. Those are the big-deal cards of the Tarot. The states and stages a person moves through over and over, like it or not, starting with 0.The Fool [open, empty, ready, assume nothing, zero] all the way to XXI. The World [wholeness, completion, fulfillment — not an ending, but completion of a cycle that starts right on over again at terrifying beautiful zero].
I’m like, Laurie, all the Tarot Puppets can do is help you see what’s in front of you. Things in your present. Things you weren’t already seeing, or things you kind of sensed were there but just refused or forgot to see. That’s all they can do.
To some people, when Tarot Puppets help them see what they kind of actually probably felt but didn’t want to see in their personal private hopes or fears or addictions, a lot of people feel like: OMG OMG HOW DID THEY KNOW?!?!?!?!
But I’m telling you, they didn’t. They don’t know anything. They can only show you what you weren’t seeing.
I think what freaks people out even more than the feeling of HOW DID THEY KNOW is the fact that once you see what’s in front of you, and it’s huge and/or thrilling and/or stupidly obvious and/or embarrassing, you kind of expect the puppet to back off, like, be polite and get out of the way while you feel your feelings and decide what to do now.
But it doesn’t. They don’t. The Major Arcana are not polite and they also don’t judge. They just look at you.
That, I think, is the actual freaky part. The puppets keep on staring their lovestare, and they don’t damn you for not-seeing in the first place. Or for feeding any particular hopes or fears or addictions.
They also don’t damn you for starving any particular hopes, or fears, or addictions.
I mean. They’re puppets.
They are unflappable.
They’ve been around forever. Older than dirt. Technically speaking, they are actual dirt.
They have seen it all and they find all of it gorgeous.
Including whatever Laurie’s not yet seeing but kind of wants to see but hopes somebody else will just see it first and point it out. Laurie. It’s gonna be cool. Call me when you’re ready.
Wait, so how is this about fashion? A) Because you WEAR THEM. The puppets. B) Because I can’t give a reading without wardrobe suggestions at the end. Like, if your reading suggests that The Chariot is your thing — the yoking together of unlike forces which will move you forward all swift and steady — then I’m sorry but you’re gonna need to wear some very unmatching things to remind you of that. Pretty much all the time. Or start mixing your metals. Clash your shoes. I don’t know exactly but I think you have some shopping to do.
Here’s the original Ann’s Fashion Tarot if you want to see. I mean just if you want to.
Love the clay creatures that instead of the ‘Ha! made you blink’ game, are, ‘Ha! made you look at reality!’
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